Corporate Trauma Momma Hoodie

You didn’t choose the corporate trauma.

You just survived it.

This hoodie is for the ones who’ve seen too many reorganizations, survived too many “quick syncs,” and can spot a red flag in a slide deck from a mile away. It’s self-aware, a little dramatic (on purpose), and deeply relatable to anyone who’s done time in the corporate trenches.

Wear it when:

• You’ve earned your emotional scar tissue
• You’re mentoring the younger coworkers through their first layoff
• You’ve officially unlocked pattern recognition

Cozy, bold, and unbothered in the way only experience can make you. Because surviving corporate chaos builds character — and occasionally a sense of humor ✨

Product Details:

- 50/50 cotton-poly blend

- Machine wash cold