Corporate Trauma Momma T-Shirt

You didn’t choose the corporate trauma.

You just survived it.

This shirt is for the ones who’ve seen too many reorganizations, survived too many “quick syncs,” and can spot a red flag in a slide deck from a mile away. It’s self-aware, a little dramatic (on purpose), and deeply relatable to anyone who’s done time in the corporate trenches.

Wear it when:

• You’ve earned your emotional scar tissue
• You’re mentoring the younger coworkers through their first layoff
• You’ve officially unlocked pattern recognition

Bold and unbothered in the way only experience can make you. Because surviving corporate chaos builds character — and occasionally a sense of humor ✨

Product Details:

- 100% Airlume cotton

- Machine wash cold