{"product_id":"they-were-idiots-to-lay-you-off-card","title":"They Were Idiots to Lay You Off Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes people want comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSometimes they want honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis card is for the moments when “everything happens for a reason” just won’t cut it. It’s blunt, validating, and says what everyone is thinking — because getting laid off doesn’t mean you weren’t good at your job. It means someone made a bad decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA friend navigating a fresh layoff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA coworker who deserved better\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSaying the thing you \u003cem\u003ecan’t\u003c\/em\u003e put in a company-wide Slack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShort. Supportive. Slightly savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes the most comforting thing you can say is the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-5x7 Horizontal Card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Comes with Envelope\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"7\" x 5\" (Horizontal) \/ Coated (one side) \/ 1 pc","offer_id":45520427876550,"sku":"23908493657077359858","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0723\/9398\/2150\/files\/10763713724992652441_2048.jpg?v=1772035504","url":"https:\/\/thepinkslipco.com\/products\/they-were-idiots-to-lay-you-off-card","provider":"The Pink Slip Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}